1. nervousticmotionofthehead:

    Hello internet do you remember me you probably forgot what I look like and this photo will not help you remember

    shine bright shine far don’t be shy be a star where u live where you are be a star


  2. littlefuckinglesbian:

    This saddens me so deeply

    (Source: sizvideos, via scrubba)


  3. necrophilofthefuture:

    If bees aren’t around to fertilize crops, we lose many food species. Colony collapse disorder seems to be caused by certain pesticides, parasites, and harsh winters. Save the bees. 

    (Source: wholefoods.com, via scrubba)




  6. octoberspirit:



    This is so true it’s not even funny.

    (via scrubba)


  7. rapunzelie:

    men who hear the word feminism and respond with “how about equality instead?” like oh you mean feminism? yeah that’s what I just said thanks for your meaningless input

    (via nervousticmotionofthehead)


  8. If you live near my room and it sounds like there was just a really big and loud fart, it probably was a really big and loud fart.


  9. If you live close to my room and you ever hear me breathing really hard like I just had an orgasm, it is much more likely that I am just breathing on my plants; giving them some good ole carbon dioxide, ya know?