1. dogshame:

    I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

    (via mygirlfriend-lovespotatoes)

     


  2. I haven’t cried today and it is the first day in a long time. I don’t know if it’s from all the caffeine or what, but I am going to bed before my dumb brain gets the best of me.

     


  3. do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

    (Source: trinityglassfille, via mygirlfriend-lovespotatoes)

     


  4. thechelby:

    zecretary:

    OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

    but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

    (via thebandhaim)

     

  5. chickennuggerlesschild:

    I’d like to take this moment to congratulate fakeplasticsuburbs on going for the gold!

    (via hitmewithyourflashbulbeyes)

     

  6. hazor:

    They saw Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon [on their first date], a Chinese film with French subtitles. “I didn’t hang out with many English-speaking people, and I forgot Win wouldn’t understand.”

    Regine translated for Win, whispering into his ear, a first act of intimacy.

    “Then we went to a party and we met all your friends. I was wearing a cowboy hat, coming from Texas, and you thought it was so exotic,” Win says. “You wanted me to wear my cowboy hat everywhere.”

    (via laurogstumblog)

     

  7. theparmesans:

    our new album nature’s burrito so cool   !!

                                    d/l for free share if u care

     

  8. flowury:

    Flowers creeping on concrete

    (via selfconsciousand-sweet)

     

  9. teastars:

    breebird33:

    wessasaurus-rex:

    The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

    YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

    I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

    (Source: lanactrlaltdelrey, via neoncontra)

     

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